All Durbanites will appreciate this one!
Two fullaz (indian fellows) from Chatsworth are driving through
Wentworth (Main Road) when they get pulled over by traffic cop. The cop walks up and taps the window with his “Batten” .
The driver rolls down the window and THUMMMMP!!!, the cop smacks him
in the head with the stick. The driver asks, ” Hey, what kind & all with u man?”
The cop answers, “You’re in Wentworth, chaar laaitie . When we pull
you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car.”
” The driver says, “I’m sorry saarge but I’m not from over here, I’m from da Chatsis .”
The cop runs a check on the guys license, and he’s clean. He gives the
guy his license back, walks around to the passenger side, and taps the window. The passenger rolls down the window and
THUMMMMP!!!, the cop wacks him on the head with the “batten”.
The passenger asks, ” What da hell & all saarge, what you carrying on so shell for?”
The cop says, “Just making your wish come true guzzie .” The passenger asks, ” What you chooning about making my wish come true?”
The cop sas, “I know that 2k’s down the road from here you’re gonna say to your outie , “I wish that cop would’ve tried that sh*t with me, I would have blarry booted him !!!