Chuckendran Norrisamy aka – Chuck Norris

The truth is Chuck Norris’s real name is Chuckendran Norrisamy andhe lives in Chatsworth in the “sixes”. Chuck Norris was born on Diwali day and never stole a thing.Chuck Norris invented the ‘bunnie chow’.Chuck Norris not only knows...

Indian Divorce Argument

A man and his wife were seeking a divorce at a local court. But the custody of their child posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the child into this world, she should retain custody. The man also wanted...

Old Indian Lady Nuts

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five...

Akward Questions asked to Indian Abroad

To help the new wave of outgoing students from India, here are the proper answers to awkward questions asked abroad everyday: Q. What does that red dot on women’s forehead mean?A. Well, in ancient times, Indian men used to practice archery skills by target...

Do You Want to Go to Heaven?

Father Murphy walked into a pub and said to the first man he met, “Do you want to go to heaven?” The man said, “I do Father.” The priest said, “Leave this pub right now!” He then approached a second man. Father Murphy asked,...

The Blonde, the Brunette and the Redhead

Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and one’s a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, “Ready . . ....