by Indi@ncurry | Apr 11, 2020 | Jokes
Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up hershower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word,...
by Indi@ncurry | Apr 11, 2020 | Jokes
A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from the Gold Coast when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, ‘Are you going tithe Gold Coast?”Sure,’ answered the blonde, ‘do you need a...
by Indi@ncurry | Apr 11, 2020 | Jokes
The policeman had the bar under surveillance a few minutes before closingtime, so he could see who comes out drunk. The first one out the door at 2:00 o’clock weaved down the sidewalk, thenfell on the curb. Sluggishly got up, then tried his keys in five...
by Indi@ncurry | Apr 11, 2020 | Jokes
Question : A black dog stands in the middle of an intersecton in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How...
by Indi@ncurry | Apr 11, 2020 | Jokes
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, “Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be...
by Indi@ncurry | Apr 11, 2020 | Jokes
Painting the porch…. A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer,decided to hire herself out as a ‘handy-woman’ and started canvassinga nearby well-to-do neighborhood.She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the...
