by Indi@ncurry | Apr 11, 2020 | Jokes
On the first day, God created the dog and said:’Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comesin or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.’ The dog said: ‘That’s a long time to be barking. How...
by Indi@ncurry | Apr 11, 2020 | Jokes
Have you ever been guilty of looking at someone your own age and thinking, “Surely I can’t look that old?” You’ll love this one. My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed...
by Indi@ncurry | Apr 11, 2020 | Jokes
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful,” he said. “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my Goodness! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM...
by Indi@ncurry | Apr 11, 2020 | Jokes
Jim and Edna were both patients in a psychiatric hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the...
by Indi@ncurry | Apr 11, 2020 | Jokes
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate… He asked one man, “Why are you eating grass?” “We don’t have...
by Indi@ncurry | Apr 11, 2020 | Jokes
A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in awagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled. The farmersaid, “That’s once.” A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmersaid,...
