- The truth is Chuck Norris’s real name is Chuckendran Norrisamy and
he lives in Chatsworth in the “sixes”.
- Chuck Norris was born on Diwali day and never stole a thing.
- Chuck Norris invented the ‘bunnie chow’.
- Chuck Norris not only knows Highway Sheila, but also dated
all seven sisters at the same time! - Chuck Norris is the reason we pour for the dead
- Chuck Norris doesn’t need to ask “you know me?” in a speech
cos everybody knows chuck norris - Chuck Norris owns a small farm, he calls it Verulam
- Chuck Norris votes for the Raj (and has been doing so for many
years). - Chuck Norris schooled at Sastri College and went to ML Sultan
- They say the reason they call it Rajput Hall is because Raj put
the hall there. Wrong, it was Norris who actually Chucked it there. - Chuck Norris’s mother is fowl aunty.
- Chuck Norris can make five quarter loaf bunnies out of one loaf of
bread. - Chuck Norris once ate a bowl of jamaal … it made him fart … once.
- Chuck Norris once round-house kicked Durban so hard, it split into
Chatsworth and Phoenix. - Chuck Norris gave the charous the Haccent.
- Chuck Norris was the first ou to pour a dop in Lugs.
- Chuck Norris can eat dhall and rice with a fork.
- Chuck Norris invented the game Thunee.
- Chuck Norris can eat titha mutton curry, and still drink hot tea after.
- Chuck does the 9 Saturday bad luck prayers in 6 weeks.
- Chuck doesnt carry kavady, kavady carries Chuck!
- Chuck Norris invented masala.
- Chuck Norris’s nose does not run after eating crab curry Chuck Norris laughed at the ending of Kal Ho Naa Ho
- Chuck Norris invented AMLA HOIL.
- Chuck Norris was the one that filmed “Narandas and the MEC … in
the Elangeni or somewhere.” - Chuck Norris wrote Ramesh Hassan’s hit Nah ne poiter vareh
- Chuck Norris can still see after you rub chilli powder in his eyes.
- Chuck Norris can do fire walking with his HANDS.
- Chuck Norris once sang ” he ganga Maya ” while he single
handedly squashed two tomatoes, Hence Chutney music. - Chuck Norris taught the roti ous to make roti, and the porridge
ous to make porridge. - Chuck Norris taught the slum ous to go 50% off.
- A samoosa was square in shape before Chuck Norris round-house
kicked the $h!t out of it. - Chuck Norris doesn’t fast on Mondays or Tuesday.
