And we wondered why there was never and will never be an Indian Bond

On a flight James bond was sitting beside an Indian guy.
Indian Guy: \”Hello there, whats your name sir ??\”
James Bond: \”My name is Bond\”.
Continuing in his inimitable style, \” …James Bond.
James Bond: \”And you?\”
Indian Guy: \” My name is Govender..
Collin Govender..
Siva Collin Govender ..
Laxminarayana Siva Collin Govender..
Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Collin Govender..
Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Siva Collin Govender..
Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Srinivasula Laxminarayana Collin Govender..