Hush my laaitie don’t you cry
Daddy’s gonna steal you a GTi,
And if that GTi don’t Torque
Another GTi, I will stalk.
And if the stalking don’t go to well
Daddy’s gonna steal you a Caravelle
And if that Caravelle can’t make tricks
Daddy’s gonna jack you a VR6.
And if that VR6 won’t fly
Daddy’s gonna knock a BM from a Sandton guy.
And if that BM’s sound is kwaai
Da Lenz cherries will go with you to elke braai!
And if the cops ask why ?
Daddy will buy the docket from a Police spy!
And if all these things still make you cry

Then you’re not my laaitie‚Ķ.. your mom told me a lie !!!