A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, “I’’m sorry to bother you, but I’m awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket.” The man leans out and with a glint in his eye says, “I’ve got a better idea…just for tonight, let’s pretend we’re married.” The woman thinks for a moment. “Why not,” she giggles.
“Great,” he replies, “Get your own damn blanket!”
When Sarisha, Kerissa and Leeanne go out f0r lunch they call each other
Sarisha, Kerissa and Leeanne.
when Kevin, Joash and De0n go out for lunch, they affectionately refer to
each other as Sheep-Head, Godzilla and Fish.
-A man will pay R40 for a R20 item he needs. A w0man will pay R20 for a
R40 item she d0esn’t need bec0z itz 0n sale
-Men wake up g00d-l00king as they went to bed.W0men somehow deteriorate
during the night.
-A married man should forget his mistakes.There’s no point in two people
remembering the same thing!