A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times. “We can’t chew them because we’ve no teeth”, she replied.
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
When she is about to hand him another batch again, he asks the little old lady, “Why don’t you eat the peanuts yourself?”
The puzzled driver asks, “Why do you buy them then?”
The old lady replied, “We just love the chocolate around them”.