Indian Divorce Argument

A man and his wife were seeking a divorce at a local court. But the custody of their child posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the child into this world, she should retain custody. The man also wanted...

Do You Want to Go to Heaven?

Father Murphy walked into a pub and said to the first man he met, “Do you want to go to heaven?” The man said, “I do Father.” The priest said, “Leave this pub right now!” He then approached a second man. Father Murphy asked,...

The Blonde, the Brunette and the Redhead

Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and one’s a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, “Ready . . ....

Duties of Wives

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. Terry had married a woman from Greece . He bragged that he had told his wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework. He said that it took a couple days but on the third...

Husbands

One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn’t buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year”; My wife was...